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Candie, 37 5 years ago I just had sex Sometimes somethin' beautiful happens In this world You don't know how to express yourself So you just gotta sing I just had sex and it felt so good 650 0 4 years ago

Claudius, 58 1 year ago Nu funkar mailen igen Och resultatet? Samma massa fejkmail :( 160 3 4 years ago

sexmissbrukare, 54 1 hour ago Jobbar helgens slut

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dawge, 47 2 years ago Yours

You are laying in our bed, sleeping, I have just woke up.
I crawl down on the bed and press my face between your legs, from behind, licking you..

You wake up, wondering what is happening and see and feel me licking you,
you moan to me to keep going. I then tell you that I'm the one deciding what to do now, you are merely the pet that has to obey me.

After a struggle and argument I crawl on top of you, holding your arms down.
Smiling at you, telling you that this will be fun and I ask if you will be a nice pet and
lay still for me. You say you won't and I slap your breast with my hand and ask again, this time you say you will.

So I get off, tell you to lay still, -you are not allowed to move at all!
I then go to get some oil, a small vibrator, a soft suede whip, a cup, rope,
and red color for body painting, this will be our tools today.

I first take the paint and write with big red letters, "Master's Pet" on your stomach,
"honey hole" on your thighs with an arrow up to your pussy and I ask you for today's safe word.

Then I start to dribble oil on you, smearing it out all over you so that you are all slippery and shiny. I grin at you and pinch your nipples, pulling them hard, then grabbing your breasts firmly, leaving marks on them, "there, now they're marked as mine too" and you moan.

I tell you to get out of bed and kneel next to me, I want you to take my cock between those breasts and after a while of you stroking my cock with them I tell you to suck on it.

-"suck on it and eat my cum pet" and I hold on to your hair, deciding the speed.
After I have cum in your mouth and it's have swallowed I have you open your mouth and let me control that you really have swallowed it all. You have and I pat you on the head telling you what a good pet you are.

I tell you that I will have to reward my pet for being so good, you nod and smile at me, I grin back and pick up the vibrator, it's a quite small and smooth one.
I tell you to get up and bend over on the bed. As I spread oil on the vibrator I command you to spread your ass, you hesitate but decide to do it.

I take my oiled finger and rub your anus, gently pushing against it.
You tell me you're not sure about this and I slap your ass and tell you to be quiet and you know that I will stop if you just say that safe word, but you want to go on and I go back to pushing my finger into your anus.

Now penetrating you, you moan so loud, almost screaming.
I move my finger in and out of you, faster, deeper and harder.
I pull out my finger and puts the tip of the vibrator by your anus, slowly pushing it in,
letting your anus get used to it, i put it on full speed and tell you that you are not to
cum unless I command you too!

I get the cup and hold it between your legs and I tell you that I want your golden juice. I rub your clit and command you to pee for me. You try and then finally it starts to dribble, turning into a stream of golden juice, I hold the cup to catch some of it, not minding that it comes on me too.

I get up with the cup in my hand and tell you to turn over and lay down on your back, the vibrator is not to be removed out of your ass, and I start pouring your own pee on your breasts and stomach.

I then slowly remove the vibrator, making sure to do it real slow and teasing.
I go to put it down and gets the rope instead, tell you to lift your knees and hold on
to them with your hands and I tie your hands there, not too tight, just hard enough
to hold you there, reminding you of the safe word.

Then I get the suede whip, whipping your breasts gently, doing it until they are pink
for me and then I whip your thighs and pussy. You are not to cum yet, I have not
given you permission for that. I tease you by telling you that you can make it all stop by saying the safe word as I whip you until you are red.

I see how much honey you are making and I put down the whip and push my finger into you, licking it off and taste your honey. I slide you down to the edge of the bed and push my now again hard cock into you, hard and deep and I start fucking you brutally like an animal, holding on to you hard enough to leave marks, marking that you belong to me, you are MY pet!

After a while I moan out that you can cum and I keep pumping my cock in you like an animal, shooting my cum deep in you and you tremble, and moan so loud as you cum for me. Then I untie you, lay down next to you, hold you close, asking if you liked it and we glow in the satisfaction and I tell you "you did so good Mistress" and i kiss you...

174 0 4 years ago

KittenCutie, 46 2 years ago Free Credit Card Offer

1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A

2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B

3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business Reply Mail Envelope.

4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold in your hand.

5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away whistling.

I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that they footed the bill for the crap I sent them.
I reply with "It says Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.

Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back.
After yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.